Addicted
Cigarettes, gambling, porn and booze. What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?
Thanks to big-girl's-blouse for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:42)
Cigarettes, gambling, porn and booze. What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?
Thanks to big-girl's-blouse for the suggestion
( , Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:42)
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Well...
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present (to the tune of “All things bright and beautiful”):
The Addict’s song.
Refrain:
Every type of alcohol
All bottles great and small
The Vodka and Sambuca
I have to drink them all
Verse 1:
I have sex with prostitutes
No matter what they charge
Four pounds or four thousand
And always up the arse
Refrain
Verse 2:
Cannabis and Ecstasy
I find them both too weak
Now I’m snorting Arsenic
I think it’s fucked my brain
Refrain
Verse 3:
I’m always down the dog track
With money or with none
And if my dog then loses
I have to rent my bum
Refrain
Verse 4:
One day at the train station
I saw a bag to steal
I found out it was a bomb
When it blew off my ears
Refrain
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( , Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:20, 1 reply)
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present (to the tune of “All things bright and beautiful”):
The Addict’s song.
Refrain:
Every type of alcohol
All bottles great and small
The Vodka and Sambuca
I have to drink them all
Verse 1:
I have sex with prostitutes
No matter what they charge
Four pounds or four thousand
And always up the arse
Refrain
Verse 2:
Cannabis and Ecstasy
I find them both too weak
Now I’m snorting Arsenic
I think it’s fucked my brain
Refrain
Verse 3:
I’m always down the dog track
With money or with none
And if my dog then loses
I have to rent my bum
Refrain
Verse 4:
One day at the train station
I saw a bag to steal
I found out it was a bomb
When it blew off my ears
Refrain
.
( , Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:20, 1 reply)
Fucked brain is a common symptom of making my aquaintance
it's a step up from mindpiss.
( , Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:08, closed)
it's a step up from mindpiss.
( , Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:08, closed)
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