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Cigarettes, gambling, porn and booze. What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?

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(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:42)
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Drug! Fuelled! Whimsy! Returns!
Dug addiction ended very badly for me, but there were a few laughs upon the way...

When wrecked, I developed a compulsion for outrageously silly shoplifting. My mate and I would go into the shop and see what we could get away with.

We got caught as ften as not, but on ne occasion I mastered the art of shit shoplifting.

I filled my pockets with wine (4 bottles) and chocolate, the inside of my jacket was stuffed with pornography and I was waddling and clinking as I made my way towards the fag counter. I leant forward, and everything fell out.

The shopkeeper kindly advised me to put things back and stop being a tosser, so I did, before refilling my pockets once again with the same items.

I walked home, clinking as I went, dropped the stuff off, got more wrecked, and did it again.

Addicted to shit shoplifting... Yup, it really is as banal as it sounds.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:08, 1 reply)
You realise you're going to get clicked for everything you post here, don't you? It's as much because we're glad to have you back as anything else.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:31, closed)

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