Surgical Enhancement
It all started with a nip and tuck to remove some unsightly wrinkles.

In the last 12 years I have the following procedures on my person.

1. A tricep enhancement
2. Enhancement to my pectoral muscles.
3. Lip implants
4. A hair weave in my chest, back and stomach, to enable me to look more swarthy.
5. A buttock lift to firm and seperate.
6. A foreskin extension
7. A false testicle which allows me to perform moneyshots of epic proportions.
8. Skin grafts on my glans to give it a more polished sheen.
9. My bunghole bleached.
10. Replacement nipples, (much more pert and semi-erect.)

I'd say it is money well spent, I'm now looking at having a music box grafted into the base of my penis so it plays music whilst it becomes erect. Should be a winner with the ladies, that one.
(Vic Flange, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:54, 1 reply)

pop
Especially if you can get it to play Pop goes the Weasel
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:18, closed)