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Cigarettes, gambling, porn and booze. What's your addiction? How low have you sunk and how have you tried to beat it?

Thanks to big-girl's-blouse for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:42)
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Surgical Enhancement
It all started with a nip and tuck to remove some unsightly wrinkles.

In the last 12 years I have the following procedures on my person.

1. A tricep enhancement
2. Enhancement to my pectoral muscles.
3. Lip implants
4. A hair weave in my chest, back and stomach, to enable me to look more swarthy.
5. A buttock lift to firm and seperate.
6. A foreskin extension
7. A false testicle which allows me to perform moneyshots of epic proportions.
8. Skin grafts on my glans to give it a more polished sheen.
9. My bunghole bleached.
10. Replacement nipples, (much more pert and semi-erect.)

I'd say it is money well spent, I'm now looking at having a music box grafted into the base of my penis so it plays music whilst it becomes erect. Should be a winner with the ladies, that one.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:54, 1 reply)
Especially if you can get it to play Pop goes the Weasel
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:18, closed)

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