Sad but true
I’m not addicted to alcohol, it does nothing for me and drugs they are just pointless as they seem to have no affect on me no matter what the dosage.

With all that said I will admit that I do have one addiction though, and that is I am addicted to power. Not electricity power but the ability to command people to do your every whim. This may sound like a stupid thing to be addicted to but the buzz I get from telling one of my lackeys to go do some mundane task while I spend the afternoon planning up more ways to increase my following.

I hear people complaining about how they lost relatives etc due to drink and drugs but my addiction became so bad that I actually changed most of my body (The look of it that is) just to become stronger.

To make this long post a bit shorter it came about when I made a deal with this dodgy sounding bloke to help me get my fix. He then changed my tough looking persona into a horrid purple crowned appearance and also my transformation became a cannon shaped like a novelty dildo.

The plan with the bloke didn’t work and now I’m stuck looking a prick and trying to take over the universe.

Love


Megatron / Galvatron
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:02, 3 replies)

I
was waiting for a star wars type one!

Clicked!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:39, closed)

Yays!
Clickage especially due to the fact that it's pure G1
( laminasni isn't., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:52, closed)

Presumably
you're addicted to electricity-type power as well?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 3:32, closed)