Best and worst TV ads"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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Every advert featuring fast foodor shite everyone knows is unhealthy. Why? Because the pony-tailed wankers in London who make this stuff always use fat actors with Northern accents to sell fucking crap like sweets, pies, deep-fried food, pizza and cheap booze. The middle-class aspirational adverts designed to make you feel like you're missing out are done using actors who look and sound like smug wankers, who walk round as though being well-off entitles them and their families/friends to special treatment. I've got the special treatment for those fuckers- ECT without anaesthetic: and yes, I do have a massive chip on my shoulder about the rich.
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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:36,
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Yeah, but...It's ok though, we have too much money to care about what you have on your shoulders along with the dandruff...
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Anal_Volley_Net, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:42,
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Fuck off, peasant(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:45, closed)
you rant is not worth my time. My pheasants wont shoot themselves.
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Well......except for Gary Lineker (who's slim and from Leicester).
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:19,
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About that chip...Is it deep fried in beef dripping? Crispy on the outside, with a moist, yet fluffy, centre? If so, it sounds bloody lovely. Can I have a bite?
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Scrumper, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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