I hate anything
Utterly misleading. Like that advert for babies where the mom carries a cup of milk you could fit three dead hookers in to show how much cow milk you'd need to give your baby the correct amount of iron or something.

Look at the bottom, where the tiiiiiiiny writing will reveal that cow's milk isn't actually a good source of iron.

They might as well have said You'd have to feed your baby allllll this cereal to get the correct amount of protein! All this cereal, or this one small slice of cheese once a week.
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:42, 4 replies)

Agreed
That one winds me up too
( Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:52, closed)

Especially as that cup will hold at least five dead hookers if you pack them tight enough. These adverts need attract a special tax to go towards a line of Dept of Health ads promoting the benefit of a specially tailored blend of enhanced milk designed for baby's needs. They'd go like this.

"Your baby would need to drink 37 gallons of orange juice or eat a 1/2" Philips head screw to get this much iron. Alternatively, this is one more thing that BREASTS can solve. Yeah... boobs. They're good." This would be voiced by the same Barry White impersonator who does the insurance adverts.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:59, closed)

This one is part of a fine tradition
including 'more Vitamin C than an apple!' to make crisps sound healthy.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:55, closed)

The come back is of course "Your MUM's got more Vitamin C than an apple". The best part being it's true.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:00, closed)