Kellogs Crunchy Nut Clusters
Ive lost count of how many times this has been on TV tonight.
And its a now a new contender for my most hated ad.
(running a close second to smug french yoghurt lady)
I have a particular hatred for people who hover over a box of chocs for ages trying to decide which one to choose.
Just pick one for fecks sake, its all chocolate, if you dont like the one you chose, just discretely spit the fecker out !
So that bit of the ad where the faux choccie box contains nothing but the same lumps of dry cereal and that bloody woman hovers over it trying to decide which identical lump she is going to pick really makes me growl.
And dont even get me started on the milk fountain and lumps of cereal on sticks.

Crunchy nut clusters?
Clusterfuck nutters more like
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:28, 6 replies)

I think you might need to get out more or occasionally watch the news if people pausing for a few seconds to decide what chocolate they want really gets you in such a rage.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:20, closed)

Some people are picky...
...and other people are passive-aggressive time-wasters who have nothing better to do than WASTE OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME, because it's all of the attention that the p/a DIPSHITS ARE EVER GOING TO GET!!!

Just like bratty spawn who throw fits in public, just to get ANY attention, even negative attention, passive-aggressive "people" should be retroactively aborted.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:58, closed)

...and that goes double for
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE MALE-MENOPAUSE GITS WHO SLOW DOWN IN HEAVY TRAFFIC, JUST BECAUSE A WOMAN IS DRIVING BEHIND THEM AND ACTUALLY HAS TO ***GET SOMEWHERE,*** as opposed to FUCKING-OFF IN TRAFFIC JUST TO PISS OTHER PEOPLE OFF, WHILST PULLING THEIR TEENY WIDDLE WINKY-PUDS BECAUSE THEY GET OFF ON PISSING OTHER PEOPLE OFF AND WASTING THEIR TIME, ENERGY AND FUEL!!!!!!

May they all die slow, painful, cancerous deaths that start at their enormous assholes and work their way UP.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:01, closed)

Dithering annoys me
Not just pausing for a few seconds
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:14, closed)

I've never seen that cereal over here...
...BUT, one of the granola brands, Nature Valley I think, has some honey-glazed nut-and-granola clusters that are DIVINE. Good nuts, too, not just Spanish peanuts, and well-done. Hard as hell, though, so you'd better use the best molars you've got (my teeth are like chalk, thanks to sarcoidosis & years on & off of painkillers that would make Keef Richards look like a fucking AMATEUR), but well worth the work.

Raisin Bran Crunch (Post brand) is passable as a cereal, certainly light-years from the limp, soggy plain ol' Raisin Bran, but their ads (U.S.) are SO FUCKING IDIOTIC, I wish that every "actor" in them would spontaneous explode into giant, fat-dripping torches of spontaneous human combustion (and yes, I realize how redundant that this could sound, but don't give a fuck, it's how I want it!), along with every nematode and serpentine Advertising Rep who concocted the idiotic TRIPE. Actually, I want the advertising/marketing scum responsible to be drawn & quartered, THEN lit afire. Simple explosive combustion is too easy on 'em.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:56, closed)

I don't get why they are so ludicrously massive! (on the clusters ad)

If they actually were the gargantuan balls of gobstopping awesomeness that they shamelessly pretend on that advert, I would buy them!
(shanterbabs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:40, closed)