Our old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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I was a tad tipsy and although it transpired I was not the person that they were looking for they kept me in for the 5am kicking out of drunks from the cells. I can honestly say that being handcuffed outside of sex play and being locked in a room against your will is a very sobering experience and it makes me wonder how people can actually continue to do crimes after they lose their liberty the first time. It really is a shitty experience and not just because of all the faeces smeared on the walls and floor and blankets in fact anywhere but the clean toilet.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:47, 8 replies)
Still, even if you didn't blow up Guildford, you probably did something.
HURRAH FOR THE POLICE! STILL KEEPING THE IRISH IN THEIR PLACE LONG AFTER CROMWELL'S GONE!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:37, closed)
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