I have both your original account and this sock puppet on ignore
and yet you're still wetting your primark knickers every time I say something and every time I deleted something.

I'm the only reason you come here. All of you. As far as you lot are concerned, I am b3ta.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:51, 1 reply)

Exactly who is it you think I am?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:55, closed)

the latest in a depressingly long list of people who's become obsessed with me on the internet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:01, closed)

You love it really.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:11, closed)

I believe you are now reaching F**rholme levels of internet self importance and neediness.

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 15:03, closed)

still dunno who you are but everything you post on here is either in reply to me or about me

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:04, closed)

At least it looks like you've taken me off 2.0
But you're kind of right, as most of my messages are to eihter you or quinchy*

*the 'other' you.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:37, closed)

yerr ... I've been keeping two accounts running for over a decade just to upset ... whoever the fuck you are.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:14, closed)

And learn how to write in English.
You dullard.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:10, closed)

stick to the ryvita, love
we've already established that I'm cleverer than any of you prats
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:18, closed)

I must have missed that lesson.
Did prove it by posting a load of self-obsessed illiterate crap on a comedy messageboard?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:30, closed)

Past your bedtime.
'Did prove it ...'

Christ on a bike you whiny fucking spaz, what does that mean? I think your petard is broken.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:49, closed)

Oops, did you forget to log in as shambles before typing this?

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 8:36, closed)

soz, really don't know who you are?
am I doing it right?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:00, closed)