I'm still on the correct side of the border.
We'll be over there about three. I can post a photo if the weepies promise not to rip their little nubbins off masturbating to it.

edit: jesus ... look at all these upset cunts whose usernames I don't even recognise
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:14, 3 replies)

Okay. means you will be passing through the village. I will get my anorak on and go car spotting.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:17, closed)

I'll let off the Dukes of Hazard horn.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:19, closed)

The villagers will very much appreciate that or if you could get something Wagnerian that is also good.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:25, closed)

Are there any roundabouts or carparks we can donut in?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:28, closed)

Nah, the council and the po po stopped all that. I had to sell my 3.0 litre Ford Capri when they
put down the traffic calming.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:32, closed)

I was always more in the 2.8i camp
I never had any class.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:34, closed)

I was always more in the 2.8i camp
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:46, closed)

Pah. I'm the machoist man in Jamaica.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:04, closed)

that has ruined everything. I do mean everything.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:41, closed)

Splendid!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:52, closed)

Only because I thought you would look like a younger Reverend Harold Davidson.
www.nickelinthemachine.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Haroldwithcigar.jpg
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 12:30, closed)

I look like the sort of classless slag who loses one of his false eyelashes on massive drugs (tm)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:01, closed)

Middle-aged parents taking drugs...

Grow the fuck up, you embarrassment.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:05, closed)

nah

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:15, closed)

You're not wrong.
That is a horrible shirt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:11, closed)

Bit of Duchamp knock-off but not that bad.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:21, closed)

Looks like a deckchair giving birth.
To an ugly baby.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:38, closed)

Moments like this is why replies should be able to win

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:38, closed)

There's gon' be a whole loada clingfilm being applied to keyboards and monitors today.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:26, closed)

tears and cum, a bit like an exhibition by Gilbert and George.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:28, closed)

that's how Hellman's make their low calorie mayo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:31, closed)

Fuck me this is exciting.
Anyone else as riveted as I am? I can't wait to follow the dramatic events as they unfold. Well known internet loser, Dr Shambolic is going to post a photo of himself going to a festival! That's right, a festival! And rampant homosexualist dr_and_quinch is going to be there too! And maybe they'll meet! And maybe something else will happen!

We are watching the single biggest event in both of their lives unfold live on b3ta!

I'll be sure to post some pics at the end of the month too...when I fly Upper Class to Miami for my three weeks in the Aventura penthouse. But secretly I wish I was meeting shambolic and quinchy in a field in Yorkshire.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:07, closed)

you've offered to post photographs of your imaginary property and playboy lifestyle before
Odd they've never appeared.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:11, closed)

albert, I never said I was going to the festival so your statement along with your bank statement is false.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)

I can't wait, it'll be more epic than Stanley & Livingstone!

"Dr. Shambolic, I presume?"
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:42, closed)

I would never presume.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 11:48, closed)

Nice deleting.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:00, closed)

baffling ... almost as though you'd pointed out yet another gaping hole in his incredibly dull fantasy life

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:04, closed)

Yeah I know, draw down on a LOC. durrrrrr

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:08, closed)

Why draw down on a line of credit when you've got cash?

Why?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:13, closed)

why would you delete your hilarious attempt at a fake bank account, bobby? why?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:17, closed)

Yes, I managed to photoshop an entire suite of HSBC Premier bank accounts within two minutes.

Why did I delete it? Because I knew how much it would upset you.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:20, closed)

and not because people pointed out that if they were remotely real then you're an even bigger financial dipwit than we ever imagined?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:21, closed)

Enjoy getting messed up in a tent. I hope it pisses down with rain.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:29, closed)

thanks ... I will

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:30, closed)

You should watch that film, 'Other people's money'. It is well educational.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:20, closed)

I prefer the follow up "Completely Imaginary Money"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:25, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/againstyourwill/post2339866
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:12, closed)

I do it for the lulz.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:20, closed)

I do it to upset shambolic.

And it never fails.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 13:31, closed)