Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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old ladies huh...I remember when i was knee high to a grasshopper, me and t'family went on holiday to the island of menorca.
Got on the plane and we were taking off when my even younger sister shouts rather loudly
"IS THIS WHERE IT TURNS UPSIDE DOWN YET?"
A rather worried old lady who was sitting opposite became rather more agitated and just said in that stereotypical stuck up old lady voice " Oh i hope not"
I hope she shat herself, come to think of it she didnt smell too great.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:33, Reply)
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