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Second Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 10:54)
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My mate, Chinese Arron, is a complete liability.
Whenever we get something to eat he complains constantly about how rubbery the food is.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 13:17, 1 reply)
but can he play a jazz chord?

(, Fri 3 Jul 2015, 15:30, closed)

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