That one mate is a bottle of fun, I puts him in the bath, he's loved by everyone, he's always in for a laugh.
And while they splash in the tub, that one mate gets them clean, so I don't have to scrub, no matter where they've been.
I've one more thing to tell: that one mate leaves things bright, so he cleans the bath as well, there ain't a mark in sight.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 13:28, 5 replies)

Is it Cif?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 13:59, closed)

Cillit Bang Tabs With Quicklime Action
perfect for disposing of those troublesome offspring
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 14:26, closed)

Maximum exfoliation.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 19:00, closed)

Hang on... is this the 1970s again?
Why is your mate trying to get into a bath with my kids?
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 18:32, closed)

This is from 1979, so yes.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 20:29, closed)