It arouses me far too much that Star Trek fans get upset about being called "Trekkies".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29, 2 replies)

Having spent the weekend at a sci-fi convention
this is only vaguely true, most Trekkies couldn't care less what you call them as long as there's another pint coming at the end of it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:07, closed)

Pint? Of spunk?

( 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:58, closed)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:00, closed)

You should also be careful about the distinction between Trekkies and Trekkers

A Trekkie
- will have an opinion on their favourite captain;
- may wear a Starfleet uniform occasionally, at parties;
- may know a few words of Klingon
- wonders what sex would be like in free-fall.

A Trekker
- will fight to the death to defend their favourite captain;
- has a hand-made Starfleet uniform with authentic, limited edition accessories;
- composes poetry in Klingon;
- wonders what sex would be like.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:15, closed)

So you're a Trekker.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:23, closed)

hab sosli' Quch, P'Tok!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:29, closed)

Whatever - I'm off to get drunk and have sex.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:34, closed)

Hmmm...
That kind of puts me in the mood too. Do I wait for the wife to come home from work or do I put some Slayer on and get my silver bullet out?

Fuck it, both!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:02, closed)

Wheelchair/Werewolf erotica?
Weirdo.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:17, closed)

in free-fall.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:21, closed)

Do try to spot the jokes
Some of them are appearing for the last time before retirement.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:30, closed)