Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Me and my brotherwould tourment the cat by just meowing at it constantly when it entered the near vicinity, it would soon scoot off with it's ears pricked back.
One day we were playing Gran Turismo, and the cat plodded into the room, cue,
MEEEOOWWW MEEEOOWWW MEEEOOWWW MEEEOOWWW MEEEEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*cat runs away*
Much laughter from me and my brother and then I hand over the controller to him so he can fail to beat my amazing lap time. The room goes quiet for a moment while the game loads and all I can hear is
(very quietly)
meeoooww.... *farrrttt*
..*splatter*... *fart*.....
meeoooww....
We both looked toward the noise to see the cat projectile shitting up the carpet, curtain, door, bookshelf and contents, plus anything else in that area.
Thusly I spent the next 30 minutes gagging whilst attempting to clean up the mess.
She got her own back at least!
Edit: And meowing at a cat is hardly cruel in my opinion, but not realising she needed to go out for a shit; was.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:06,
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Cat flap?Litter tray?
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 18:16, closed)
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