Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Chicken Fucker.Before I jumped Island and left the UK, I had a next door neighbour who was a Lawyer. She seemed to pick the wierdest cases..
The last time she told me of her efforts to defend someone she was trying to hold back tears of mirth. Apparently there are some cases you don't want to win.
The guy she'd been attempting to defend was first brought to Plod's attention when neighbours complained about the stench from his wheelie-bin. Refuse Re-location Officers had checked the wheeliebin to find a plethora of dead chickens. Strange: this was in a town...
Plod investigated, and found that each and every one of the chikkins had died after being fully run through with a pork sword. Man was arrested.
The Damming bit of Evidence was the 5mm rubber apron with chicken-blood and scratch marks on it. And a Hole. Apparently the chickens objected to the treatment, and the little raking chicken-feet could be a pain in the nuts: hence the need for apron.
A neighbour came forward to say that it was the WIFE who'd been putting the birds in the bin.. And it later turned out that the wife was not only aware of his actions... but actually was the owner of some fairly hefty rubber gloves, used to hold the chickens for her hubby.
Sweet.
oh.... and not really accidental. Sorry.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 14:24,
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jeeeze!where abouts in the UK was that? just so I know to avoid the place!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:28,
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