Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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My ex-flatmate's pussyCouldn't resist the pussy gag...
I used to share a flat with a mate of mine, who had two cats, mother and son. The mother was mellow and laid back. The son was the Devil in black fur and I hated it with a passion, despite my firmly being a cat person. It was completely un-housetrained and would piss and shit everywhere. It would also pick on my own cat, the very fluffeh Floyd cat who would send it packing with a quick Freddie Kruger type slash. Anyway, I digress.
This little bastard was always coming up with new ways to piss me off, including raiding the rubbish bins and leaving a trail of chicken bones all over the already messy bloke flat.
One night I saw his skinny arse poking out of the kitchen bin and feverish munching noises coming from within. I grabbed the little shit by the tail and yanked it out. It bolted.
I spent the next half hour chasing it round the flat, the red mist getting thicker and thicker.
Eventually, I cornered it and ripped it from the bit of upholstery it had dug it's claws into. I threw it down the stairs, there was a yelp and I felt a slight twinge of post-rage guilt. Especially when I looked down and saw a perfect kitty claw still stuck to the carpet. The force of extraction had torn its claw from its paw.
It didn't learn though. It still continued to wind me up until I moved out...
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 17:29, 1 reply)
how can you get that angrywith a little kitty cat. That's awful!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 18:57, closed)
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