Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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fluffy chickens...When I were a wee lad, my older brother went through the standard high school biology experiment of keeping chickens.
Being a nipper, I liked chickens, thought they were cute as, so I wanted to play with 'em.
In this case, 'play' meant wash in the sink.
So, upon finishing 'playing' I was left with a tea-towel full of sopping wet shivering chickens. And they weren't happy. So I tried to hair dry them. At this point I heard by mum coming, so, panicked, I wrapped the little sods up in the tea towel ran outside and climbed to the top of the monkey bars we had in the backyard (I'm not a toff, my sister needed them for her muscle therapy). Once at the top (not a good hiding place) I thought the best plan of action would be to poo myself and drop the sodden tea towel, revealing to my mother my dastardly act, and my endearing and smelly small childly act.
Chickens and myself amazingly survived. Ironically I myself wound up being washed, dried hurriedly under a hair dryer before being bundled into a towel. I was not, however, dropped off the monkey bars. My mum left that to my brother.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 4:05, 1 reply)
Hahahaha!That's fucking ace, I'll be giggling all afternoon now \o/
*clicks*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:51, closed)
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