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I once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.

Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Pigeon Versus Corsa
On the way to Cambridge earlier this year a pigeon decided to fly head on with the corner of my cars windscreen whilst on the motorway.

Missus was devastated, wouldn't shut up about it.....kept looking at the imprint with tears in her eyes.

"Maybe it survived, we should go back and help it!!!"

"No chance, say it was flying at 15mph, thats a collision of 85mph. It DID NOT survive"

"I wonder what went through it's mind....."

"a Corsa"

She didn't talk to me for a while after that.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 13:37, 2 replies)
Surely the correct response would be
it's arse
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:07, closed)
Stupid fucking pigeon
deserved to die flying that low over the motorway.

Then again, I don't know what flying is like; maybe you can't just change altitude whenever you feel like it. Maybe the air currents etc. left it no choice.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:55, closed)

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