Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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friend of a friends story (with anal sex thrown in)this friend of a friend (my friend was technicaly leigh linley, dunno the "of a friend" as it were) decided he would quite like to do his bird up the shitter. she agreed, so he did. on the living room sofa.
there followed an unfortunate accident involving said shitter when the young lady became "too relaxed".
endearing mental image isnt it.
anyway, friend of a friend tries to clean this up before his parents, who had been away for some reason, came back.
he managed to get rid of the stain, but not the smell.
His parents come back, take one breath of the putrid air and are aghast.
What has happened here? they ask, fingers firmly clenched around their noses.
friend of a friend panics, and tells them the dog had had the runs all over the sofa one evening.
He comes in the next day from work/school/wherever to a dogless house.
His parents had had the poor hound put down due to having a low anal shutter speed to paraphrase family guy.
classic accidental animal cruelty
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:46, 3 replies)
This may possibly bethe oldest urban legend story ever. Jesus had a friend who did his bird up the shitter and blamed the mess on the dog. So did Moses. If one were to get into a conversation with God himself, he, given time, would likely relate the same story.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:52,
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Would a vet really put down an animal just because it has the shits?I doubt it.
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HmDecent, but not as funny as the last time this made the QOTW rounds and best of page.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 7:46, closed)
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