My rabbit nearly broke my jaw when I was a wee nipper!
But that's not all the little cunt did. He was a beautiful French dwarf lop. I'm assuming he was a dwarf compared to rabbits that are the size of Labradors!

Because we have a massive garden that led onto other gardens, we used to let the rabbit run free on the garden. But in the end the little sod used to eat the flowers in the garden. Not when nobody was watching; only, and ONLY when my mum was watching, shouting at him.

We fenced that bit off, and let him run around the rest of the garden. Then we got a cat and were slightly worried about him. We needn't have been. Let me explain.

One day, we heard a massive cat-like screech. In limps our cat, with a massive bite mark on his arse, and a smug looking rabbit outside.

Ever since then, whenever cats are in the garden, we ended up watching a high-speed chase - some cat legging it down the garden with a grey pair of flopping ears inches away from its arse. The little fucker used to hide behind the shed then leg it, it must have made Sweep's day! The cats got clever and started walking along the fence to torment it. The rabbit got cleverer and booted the fence til the cat fell off.

When we got our guinea pig, he got even more vicious around cats, to ward them off her.

Unfortunately, he booted himself out of his cage one night and he got chased around the garden by dogs when he was in his old age. He never got caught; he had a heart attack on top of his hutch. The poor bastard got a taste of his own medicine, but he went out in style.

The guinea pig was never the same since; if we sat with her to let her graze, she'd run like shit back into the house. Bless.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:29, 2 replies)

The image
of a rabbit booting a fence to make a cat fall off is worth a dozen clicks.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 14:57, closed)

It was a Northern rabbit
What did you expect? :p
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:11, closed)