Anyone notice...
One mention of goats and Bert and Al both reappear?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:15, 4 replies)

When it got cold out
he wore his stoat-goat boat coat.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:14, Reply)

I don't normally even post much
but now you've drawn me into your sick sick game.
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, Reply)

Bert lived
in a big castle surrounded by a moat, full of boats carrying stoats riding goats
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, 21 replies)

The shepherd in the village
were worried that the goats would stop producing milk and there would be no cheese for them anymore.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, 1 reply)

I have to admit,
I'm extremely flattered that you're writing a story about me!

Carry on. :D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)

I'm just waiting 'til I can go home...
Mind you - a new QOTW would help the time go quicker...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Now we're just seeing
how long we can extend the thing for - aren't we?
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:11, Reply)

it was the talk of the village
and all the shepherds were jealous
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:11, Reply)

And everyone lived
Happily ever after
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:10, Reply)

so ive come back from the loo
and i now see no one cares whos last
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:10, Reply)

me?
was i first?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:10, Reply)

But the ginger Fuhrer had it in for him
so it was not to be a happy ending
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:09, Reply)

and Bert *really* wanted to be last
to imprss his goats....and Al...
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Who had the most incredible gert
/geordie
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:07, 1 reply)

Once sentance story...GO!

there once was a chap called Bert...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:07, Reply)

You do all realise of course
that the Ginger Fuhrer and his mods are all watching us and laughing from the safe distance of B3ta towers while we flail about desperate to grasp LAST!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:06, Reply)

I'm crap at puns
Even the top floor of my house is unusual - yep, it's a normal attic
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Snee...
I wouldn't mind getting in on some of that goat action actually...


it would be more action than I've been getting lately
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03, 3 replies)

*Goes off for Fag*
that always works
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03, 2 replies)

there's nothing wrong...
....with a spot of goat tampering now and then.

(or penguin tipping either).
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03, Reply)

*Gives up*
*goes home*


See you all tomorrow!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:02, 1 reply)

Great idea...
But Kaol and the goat-tamperers would bring us all up down to their level I think...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:02, Reply)

Guess which stories are most popular this week?
Simply add "/all" to the url ie:

www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/all

What's the betting the first two don't make it to the "Best of"?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 May 2008, 16:02, 2 replies)

I don't think I've ever heard it put quite that way
Mr. Ape



surely, considering how much fun the old fashioned way is, that kind of technology won't last.....
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 16:01, Reply)

How about a new game then?
If the QotW topic is another utterly shite re-hash that people dislike - the person who gets first post on the new topic, picks a better one from the copious selection, and the topic is thenceforth hijacked.
Sound like a plan?
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:00, 1 reply)

I am TEH Lastest
HA!
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:58, Reply)

Bert....
don't you have goats to tend?



they are going to get looonely......
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 1 May 2008, 15:58, 3 replies)