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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Anyone notice...
One mention of goats and Bert and Al both reappear?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:15, 4 replies)
When it got cold out
he wore his stoat-goat boat coat.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:14, Reply)
I don't normally even post much
but now you've drawn me into your sick sick game.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, Reply)
Bert lived
in a big castle surrounded by a moat, full of boats carrying stoats riding goats
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, 21 replies)
The shepherd in the village
were worried that the goats would stop producing milk and there would be no cheese for them anymore.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:13, 1 reply)
I have to admit,
I'm extremely flattered that you're writing a story about me!

Carry on. :D
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)
I'm just waiting 'til I can go home...
Mind you - a new QOTW would help the time go quicker...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)
Now we're just seeing
how long we can extend the thing for - aren't we?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:11, Reply)
it was the talk of the village
and all the shepherds were jealous
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:11, Reply)
And everyone lived
Happily ever after
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:10, Reply)
so ive come back from the loo
and i now see no one cares whos last
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:10, Reply)
me?
was i first?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:10, Reply)
But the ginger Fuhrer had it in for him
so it was not to be a happy ending
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:09, Reply)
and Bert *really* wanted to be last
to imprss his goats....and Al...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:08, Reply)
Who had the most incredible gert
/geordie
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:07, 1 reply)
Once sentance story...GO!

there once was a chap called Bert...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:07, Reply)
You do all realise of course
that the Ginger Fuhrer and his mods are all watching us and laughing from the safe distance of B3ta towers while we flail about desperate to grasp LAST!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:06, Reply)
I'm crap at puns
Even the top floor of my house is unusual - yep, it's a normal attic
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:06, Reply)
Snee...
I wouldn't mind getting in on some of that goat action actually...


it would be more action than I've been getting lately
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03, 3 replies)
*Goes off for Fag*
that always works
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03, 2 replies)
there's nothing wrong...
....with a spot of goat tampering now and then.

(or penguin tipping either).
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:03, Reply)
*Gives up*
*goes home*


See you all tomorrow!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:02, 1 reply)
Great idea...
But Kaol and the goat-tamperers would bring us all up down to their level I think...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:02, Reply)
Guess which stories are most popular this week?
Simply add "/all" to the url ie:

www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/all

What's the betting the first two don't make it to the "Best of"?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:02, 2 replies)
I don't think I've ever heard it put quite that way
Mr. Ape



surely, considering how much fun the old fashioned way is, that kind of technology won't last.....
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:01, Reply)
How about a new game then?
If the QotW topic is another utterly shite re-hash that people dislike - the person who gets first post on the new topic, picks a better one from the copious selection, and the topic is thenceforth hijacked.
Sound like a plan?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:00, 1 reply)
I am TEH Lastest
HA!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:58, Reply)
Bert....
don't you have goats to tend?



they are going to get looonely......
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:58, 3 replies)

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