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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Nooooooes
No, oh noes, not his nose!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:53, 1 reply)
Semi-on topic
Someone tried to steal my boss's dog last night. The woman ended up giving it back though.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:53, 1 reply)
That's it
I'm starting on his nose...

I hope your happy, B3ta mods

See what you made me do!!!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52, Reply)
Jeez, are you still here?
I'm off home now, enjoy trying to be last...
Night!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:52, Reply)
Right - thats it
pass the bleach - I need a stiff drink.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:51, Reply)
B3ta mods, if you're listening
I'm currently holding a week-old puppy hostage with a cheesegrater. If the QOTW doesn't change this second, the puppy gets it.

Do you really want that on your conscience?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:50, 3 replies)
Sorry guys...
was just reading a report from the FSA - only marginally less entertaining than F5-ing.

I've mixed some chilli paste into the gritty vaseline (thanks for the knobbly gourd) and I'm frigging well off.

Watch out you damned mods...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:50, Reply)
You're all ruining the QOTW.
Too many pages of utter shit.

Grow the fuck up.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:49, 10 replies)
Cliterotica stories?
Can't we just take the piss out of Prince again?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:46, 8 replies)
In other news
I'm driving a new van today. It's a white transit, so now I can go to sleep at the wheel and make catcalls at passing 50-year-old women.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
Right, everybody I'VE HAD IT
Fuck the mods, I want you to all start posting your fucking cliterotica stories right fucking NOW.

Go on, fucking DO IT.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, 1 reply)
That's it - I'm done
*goes home early*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
My psychic story
is that I accurately predicted that the new QOTW would be about psychic goings-on.

I know I'm gonna be right.

Fuck.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
Surely jibing a goat is just going to make it angry?
Rather than mirthfull?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
It does beg the question
How do you extract the urine?

Do you squeeze the goats in a mangle, or just stand in front of them making pointless jibes about their mother?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44, 1 reply)
I'm just hoping
when it does change - its all going to be worth it, and all will be well once more in the B3TA garden.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44, Reply)
I actually had to do some work
But I am back after a few hours and it's still the same :( Although more talk of goats and wee then when I left
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:44, Reply)
Pavlov's Frog
its all because of El Nino you know.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:43, 1 reply)
I'm fighting the urge to yell at the screen
"Why won't you change? Why? WHYYYYY?"
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:41, Reply)
Nutsacks
I thought it was F4 to update - no wonder bugger all was happening!
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:41, Reply)
damn...
have to fake doing some work now....
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40, 3 replies)
There is nothing more evil
than 12 year old kids.

Well - alright - possibly a cauldron heated over an open fire, filled with urine.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:40, 1 reply)
All this wee talk
I'm off to the loo - this had better be all over and done when I get back...
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, Reply)
this
is becoming physically painful.

changeitchangeitchangeitchangeitchangeit
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, Reply)
Hi Kaol
didn't see you there

*waves tassels*

Another try, eh?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:39, 1 reply)
Bugger.
I now have a mental image of a pint-sized witch stirring a cauldron of wee and cackling softly.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38, 1 reply)
Welcome back Kaol
*hides his goat*
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38, 7 replies)
If 'pressing F5' ever becomes an Olympic sport
I'd be in with a shout
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:38, Reply)
Wee as in small
about the same size as most 12 year old kids. But much, much more evil.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 16:36, 2 replies)

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