When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Seagull Shitting On A Magpie (Supporter)Not spectacularly funny, but kind of ironic...
Was leaving the MCG (a big cricket ground in Melbourne) couple of weeks ago after the Collingwood/Richmond game (Collingwood are the Magpies). Richmond beat us quite convincingly, so I was not happy.
My mood was not encouraged when one of the many seagulls flying overhead managed to drop a sloppy turd onto my neck. There were 50 odd thousand people leaving the 'G that afternoon, but the fucker attacked me with his arse.
Still, we went on to beat the top of the ladder Eagles the following week.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:20, Reply)
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