When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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chester zooah the memories. every bloody primary school trip we ever went on was to chester zoo. the headmaster must have had fucking shares.
anyway.....
and so to the hippo enclosure. a majestic beast i think you'll agree. so much ooo-ing and ahh-ing was being done by the assembled masses of school kids as they trounced about. now then, this one hippo seemed friendlier than most, and wandered over to get a closer look at us.
clearly unimpressed, he turned arse towards us, and let rip a shit of hippocalyptic magnitude, flailing it to ever compass point imaginable with his tail in the process.
"cue" many hipposhit covered kids, and the most unpleasant bus journey home. ever.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 11:27, Reply)
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