When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Foot-fetishist catsLast year I was staying in a log-cabin in the Swiss Alps. It didn't have a bathroom, so first thing in the morning I had to walk about 100 yards from the cabin to the shower block. One morning I was making this walk wearing a pair of flip-flops when I crossed paths with a rather fat cat. I stopped to stroke it, but it seemed more interested in my big toe. In fact, it seemed interested in eating it. I tried to carry on walking, but it walked with me. I started to run. So did the cat. Cue the scene of me wearing nothing but a towel and flip-flops, being chased across a campsite by an overweight cat. It only lost interest when I locked myself in a shower cubicle...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 16:46, Reply)
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