When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Canadian Geese are evil - it's officialI was attacked on more than one occasion by Canadian geese - they're big muthafuckers and when you're 5 yrs old, they seem even bigger. I was chased all the way round Smethwick park by a CG aged 5, bitten on the bum by one aged 7 (I suspect it may have been the same psycho goose) and then chased into a pond (yes I wasn't looking where I was going) by one.
I was also bitten by a horse when I was 3 as my nan said I should share my crisps with it. Bastard. I now have a morbid fear of horses. Oh yeah, and Canadian geese.
In another unrelated episode, my friend's dog once took a liking to my then partner's moleskin jeans. We'd gone to her house to pick her up on our way out for the night, doggy escapes from kitchen and attaches self to my b/f's leg, starts humping it madly. I am desperately trying to detach said animal from the leg but to no avail. Doggy eventually ahem, climaxes, leaving my boyf with a lovely jizzed-up leg. Niiiice. Made us really late as he insisted on trying to remove the stain and ended up having to borrow some trousers off my mate's husband!
Apologies for length and rambling...
(, Sat 4 Jun 2005, 23:49, Reply)
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