When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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The Dog WhispererWhen I was very young, some woman was having a bit of trouble controlling her large alsatian outside the local supermarket. Thinking I was Dr Doolittle or something, and believing I had a mystical way with dogs, I thought I would go and "help out". The alsatian did not appreciate this, and gave me an enormous bite on my arse. Luckily, there was a good few people there to see me look like a twat.
Also when young, and visiting relatives, we were out and walked past a horse in its field. I attempted to pat it on the head, whereupon it bit me on the chest. To add insult to injury, whenever I tell this story, I am accused of trying to sexually provoke the horse with my nipple *sob*
For whatever reason, I still love dogs, but hate horses.
On the flipside, when at university, someone absolutely nailed a drive when teeing off at the Old Course, only to hit a seagull after 30 yards.
Apologies etc. w00t! First post!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 14:57, Reply)
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