I'm struggling this week,
because I don't really like the negative questions, particularly those that so quickly descend into bitterness, misogyny or rehashes of the type of stand up comedy that Alexis Sayle and his ilk were supposed to have killed off ('she eats my chips', really?). It just makes me despair, no one is having fun with this, it's all just poorly written recrimination and vitriol. The stories are dull, unfunny, tedious and painful to read. There's no amusement to be had in telling shitty tales of shitty people that don't mean anything to anyone else. We were barely two hours in and the bad puns started, that's how bad things are.

Also, I didn't think I had anything to say until I remembered one ex in particular. She was annoying because all she did was moan. Nothing was ever good enough for her.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, 4 replies)

I said as much
3rd post

lets poke people with sticks ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, closed)

That was me poking with sticks,.
But also trying to at least make a self aware joke while doing it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:40, closed)

Me sir, me sir, I got the joke...
*pokes with stick*
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:40, closed)

I like this.
I'm sure a lot of people will jump down your throat after not reading the last paragraph.
(TheColonel, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:37, closed)