Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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On the night I finally tore up my V Card, I was in a crappy hotel in Brummigham.Before I finally became a man, I was very nervous and I had a terrible, window-rattler of a fart brewing. So I retired to the en-suite to 'freshen up'. I was in there ten minutes (About five minutes longer than I was in her, as a matter of fact), willing this foul vapourous eruption to escape.
Finally, finally, it is released, and I am free! Free to lurve!
I make for the door, and the moment my hand touches the handle, she starts banging on it frenziedly.
Says my beloved, in dulcet tones: "Come on, I've got a fucking huge shit coming!"
How did I ever let a jewel like that get away from me?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, 2 replies)
Is this a story about your sex-change surgeon needing to do a poo?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:14,
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Silence! This is a tender story of a boy's first steps into adulthood!And big heavy shits, obviously.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:34, closed)
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