Annoying habits of my ex
1) Sleeping with other men
2) Not sleeping with me
3) Going into a psychotic rage because I'd chopped the vegetables the "wrong way"
4) Refusing to define what the "right way" was
5) Demanding that I came to bed even if I'd been out all night, so that I would be "the first thing she saw when she woke up". Then getting royally pissed off the first time I actually did that.
6) Finally pissing me off so much that I walked out, then running past me in the street, turning, and accusing *me* of leaving her daughter alone in the house
7) Decking me because *she* had left her coat in the pub

OK, by the time we reached 7) I had worked out that she was completely unstable and was about to break up with her. And to her credit she was a foot shorter than me, and about half my weight, so it was an impressive punch!

But the most annoying thing about her?

Since then she's sorted herself out and is quite a nice person now.

Bitch!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:48, 1 reply)

Don't worry
I'm sure all your mates thought she was a nice person when you were with her. Someone else with be putting up with her accusations of wrong begetable chopping right now.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:36, closed)

Begetable
sounds like a biblical name for a penis. 'Oi, Jesus, stop playing with your begetable or you'll go blind'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:05, closed)

^ Indeed.

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:28, closed)