The glowing wings of death
The sweet adorable lady in my life has the small affliction of having no sense of smell,this has over the years led to some of the worst F*** ups ever, half eaten yoghurt with a green furry bonnet ,black carrots in the chiller box, a turkey left next to a radiator (Its december so yeah its on )to thaw i thought i could smell something like roadkill she was about to put it in the oven,luminous bacon,furry tomatoes .But her best ever was the other week THE GLOWING WING OF DEATH!.having said i could smell something a few days on the trot ,the offending objects were discovered at the back of the fridge 15 to 20 green slimy chicken wings, its a bit like stepping in dog shit you can see it all over the grass you take off your shoe look at it and know with 100% certainty what it is and then YOU HAVE A SNIFF ,CUE RETCHING ,anyhoo i spy the bag i pick it up ,i know i bought them a week ago at least i open it YES I DID i took a sniff F***wit, if you have smelt week old dead chicken then you know that 15 secs later i am in the garden retching and spewing my ring up.I dont know how we have not gone to our maker or got some terrible bug ,i am extra vigilant for a few days and then its seems to mean less and less until the next Botulism discovery.


The dog shit sniff thing its not just me is it?
(wizard of goz, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:02, 1 reply)

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for dog shit work lol
(Chojin doesn't know what day of the week it is, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, closed)

You managed to make sense of that?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:44, closed)

It's one of those magical posts that makes you read so fast you get dizzy.

(TheColonel, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:47, closed)