Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Oh go on......go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go ON!favourites vaj names, garnered from female friends:
Foo foo
Hoo Hah
Lady garden
But, I am always willing to learn more
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:08, 3 replies)
Well, YOU asked for it..."Mistress Puss-Puss"
[shudder!]
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Christ almighty.(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, closed)
Especially as I read it as pus-pus the first time.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56,
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[Shudder](, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, closed)
YepThat's bad. I think you deserve a click.
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Just to put it in context:A normal, well-adjusted woman might say:
"Could you go down on me?"
The deranged idiot might say:
"Wimble** kiss Mistress puss-puss?"
**One of her atrocious pet names for me.
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Mimsyhas always been particulary creepy for me.
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