In the name of all that is holy
*why* did you stay with someone who didn't shower all week for 4 years?!!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:52, 1 reply)

he showered when forced to
the real answer is kind of depressing, in 1 sentence, my mum had just died and i thought i needed him. eventually i worked out that i didn't.

in his defence, he was weirdly odourless. i've never met anyone who didn't smell in quite the same way. even when he'd been on the stella or the strongbow all weekend, he still didn't smell of booze like a normal person tramp would.

maybe he was already dead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:31, closed)

I think
at some point in our lives we've all been (or will be) at that low point when we think we need someone and we don't. I'm sorry about your mum, that must have been hard.

Maybe you should have cashed in on the fact he didn't smell by kidnapping him and selling him to a cosmetics company, people would kill for having odour eaters that actually worked. They could have extracted the vital ingredient from him, you never know!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:01, closed)