Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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When asked this just the other day...I (truthfully) replied:
"I was wondering whether it would be better to paint monkeys purple or yellow"
(Paint as in using a roller - not a watercolour jobby). Oh, and I came to the conclusion after many minutes of consideration that purple monkeys are FAR cooler...
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snee held his breath since, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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Clearly purple monkeysThen you can put them in/on or near a dishwasher so that it all makes sense.
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