Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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Salami rubberEvery time she gets a salami or other sausage out of the fridge, she insists on pretending it's a cock and wanking it furiously.
Oh, no, wait, it's me that does that. What a puerile, immature fucker I am. Nermind, it's never too late change (turns over new leaf, pretends to gobble the sausage instead).
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:09, 1 reply)
Old style draft excluders are also good for this.(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:40, closed)
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