Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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similarly I used to always get my ex when she asked if I could get her some asprinno! I would say. Why not she would always ask? 'BECAUSE THE PARROTS ATE 'EM ALL'.
This is not why she's my ex. But I must have pounced that routine at least 25 times.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:58,
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See, this is just a shit pun,but the "deliver" gag is stetching things too far. I'm a fan off the "put the kettle on/it won't fit me" routine, but this'd see me reaching for the knives.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:09,
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Remember, down the road, not across the street.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:26,
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Ha!It's all good fun until someone takes this seriously.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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