My love is honestly without fault.
She's sexy - I could watch her for hours, and frequently do
She's practical - she can do things many women can't. Change locks, for example.
She's rich - she can afford a new phone every few weeks, it's difficult to keep track of her phone number to be honest.
She's adventurous - she walks a different way to work and home every evening
She's independent - she pretend's that she doesn't need me around all the time.
She's funny - she got the police to tell me to keep away as a joke.
She's perfect in every way.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:24, 4 replies)

Better find some faults mate - It will hurt less when she dumps you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:08, closed)

I think I'll chalk my joke up
as 'unsuccessful'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41, closed)

don't.
It made me laugh
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:25, closed)

I thought it rather good and nicely subtle.
Have a consolation click.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:34, closed)

Some of us got it dear.

*pats*
(Freakmandu, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:40, closed)

i knew from the first line
it was going to be a joke
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:48, closed)

I knew it was a joke
before it was fashionable.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:04, closed)

I knew it was a joke
before I wrote it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:58, closed)

Click
This is very good.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:12, closed)

It's 11pm in Hawaii and it took me 3 readings
Clickety
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07, closed)

Hahahaha...
Very good - gets my click
( snee held his breath since, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:51, closed)