Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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So:Cons) she's crazy
she makes you miserable
you're staying with her so that she won't cut herself
Pros) she can cook
she will have sex with you
Solution: Learn to cook, you lazy arse.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:18,
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& practise wanking?(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:07, closed)
I can cook.I was the chief cook in my previous relationship, and can be quite a dab hand when I put my mind to it (is that too much of a mixed metaphor?). I can never be bothered to cook when I'm on my own, though, with the exception of basic things like pasta and rice dishes. Coq au vin for one is not happening.
Anyone know if there's any truth to the rumour that the better a dancer a woman is, the better she is in bed? I've never really carried out a scientific study on it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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