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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

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It has a lid ...
for a fucking reason.
(Que?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:09, 1 reply)
What's that, then?
Bogs are generally only used to put stuff down, so the lid always has to be lifted. And without a catch, they're no good for preventing Foul Creatures From The Pits Of Hell from crawling through the sewers, round the u-bend and into the house to rip your still beating heart from your body.
(ubergeekian, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:21, closed)
To stop all the microbes of shit shooting straight up into the air
when you flush, for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:31, closed)
exactly this.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:44, closed)
So you mean you put the lid down before you flush
Hence leaving you unable to see if what you've done has flushed away. Presumably whoever goes in after you has to open the lid to find your steaming pile of turd which hasn't gone down. Nice.
(Chiliconcarne's Waiting What place is this, Histor?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:13, closed)
Or, you know, you check...
It's that or shit landing on your toothbrush, your call...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07, closed)

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