I'd forgotten this one
Mrs G constantly plays with the volume level when we're watching TV. She does it without noticing, up and down, up and down. Also, she'll have it too quiet to hear properly, so I'll ask her to turn it up a bit, e.g. it'll be on '12' so instead of turning it up to, say, 20, she'll whap it right up to 35, at which point I'll say "Not that loud" and she'll say "Make your mind up!", like I'm the one in the wrong!

Also, she'll fart and laugh, whereas if (when) I fart, she'll have a go at me.

And she'll have a right go if she sees me (with her supersonic peripheral vision) if I pick my teeth, then blatantly pick her own teeth.

And she licks the lid of yoghurt pots and has a go at me if I do the same!

Oh yeah, and if I want to eat custard, I have to do it on my own, in the kitchen when she's not there - as it makes her feel sick - and I have to wash it all up right away.

And now she's got the taste for beer so I have to buy a bottle for her too or she'll have a 'sip' of mine.

Yeah.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:08, 4 replies)

Just MTFU

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:24, closed)

Yeah but....

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:35, closed)

You could have her killed?
Sipping your beer is pretty bad.
(Stiltzkin, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:44, closed)

MY BUBBLES


(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:03, closed)