Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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A woman,on the internet, advertising the fact that she will, without complaint, give blowjobs to grubby men?
This'll end well.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:54,
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I had a mate who did that, a lot.We once went to town on our pushbikes and were whistled at by some workmen. While I rolled my eyes and ignored them, she grinned back. Soon afterwards while we were shopping she made an excuse and went home early.
Later she proudly described how she'd popped back to the road works, introduced herself to the fittest (but still work-sweaty) workman and immediately sucked him off in the cab of their works van.
She was also well-known for her skill of making a BJ last exactly as long as a taxi ride. Meeting her outside the pub, we'd see her bob up from behind the steering wheel and jump out of the cab, waving cheerily to us with one hand and wiping her mouth with the back of the other. Classy.
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Filth.Where were such women when I were a lad?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:27,
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