She's in a coma.
I know. I know it's serious.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:38, 6 replies)

Heaven knows you must be misserable now
but dont panic because what difference would it make? Just stretch out and wait, these things take time or you'll go nowhere fast. Just remeber what she said "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out" you'll not be at the Cemetry Gates anytime soon

Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before. But I think I've started something here I'm unable to finish
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:42, closed)

I
think I 'like this' even more
(Bernardate, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:08, closed)

Yet another reason The Smiths and all who sail in them need to be eradicated from history.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:46, closed)

oh Vag you old curmudgeon you
from the time period I would rather listen to say the Dead Kennedys or the subhumans but I still love Marrs jangly guitars
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:22, closed)

Studies have shown oral sex can sometimes bring people out of comas
Just be careful not to choke her.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:09, closed)

I know. I know it's serious
but she's a babe..
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:50, closed)