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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.
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...to have herself photographed inserting a dinobot into her foof.
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...or if I had dreadlocks, or if I'd ever inserted, or asked someone to insert, a toy that wasn't explicitly designed for the purpose of insertion. You're laughing at something that only exists in your imagination.
In the meantime, you still have a horrible, fat, ugly, wife.
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( , Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:27, closed)
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Only, I'm fairly certain that Lego toys aren't 'meant for insertion'.
NSFW, obvs.
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a whipping boy was usually of high status, and innocent of the crimes he was punished for.
In fact, comes to think of it, your archetypal whipping boy would be Jesus, so you're basically saying that Ringo is the closest thing you know to a Messiah. And yay, when he returns for the Second/Third/Fourth/Fiftieth Coming, you will be Smitten. By which I mean you're probably a bit gay for him.
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You'll notice said post is dated March 2007, it is now 2014. You can tell because there's a world cup going on. The dreadlocks I had on my head in March 2007 got cut off in the summer of 2007, I used some of them to make the legs of a hanging spider for Hallowe'en 2007 and I put the rest in a bag, which I kept until my ex-girlfriend threw them out shortly afterwards. I think I might have one somewhere in a box as a keepsake.
So, the present tense and the past tense. I understand that you're only a nurse and so perhaps not the best educated of people so I'll try to explain this as Father Ted would do to Dougal:
These dreadlocks are in the past. They do not exist any more.
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You'll notice - if you know how tumblr works - that image was reblogged. I know you're only a nurse and kind of stupid, but in simple terms:
Dougal, that image came from another blog. That's what "Reblogged" means. I know it's difficult to understand that there is more than one blog on tumblr and that they're able to share content amongst themselves. Think of it as like there are two different cows, which are separate cows. Not connected at all.
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he can grow some wicked Surrey white boy dreadlocks too.
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(it's seven years if you haven't worked it out yet)
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I.... am aware of the year. And of basic maths.
Strange occupation you've got if those are your job specs...
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he's too busy being upset that you have a real job and a happy marriage
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He wasn't always like that.
www.b3ta.com/talk/2809473
Oh no, wait.
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I uploaded a coupla hundred images to the internet this morning and I positively thrill imagining Badger's miserable work and home life.
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Er, no I don't
Haha, you have dreadlocks!
Er, no I don't.
Haha, you took this photo!
Er, no I didn't. I'm still waiting for you to actually get something correct.
In the meantime, of course, your wife remains fat, horrible, mental and ugly.
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