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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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you should wiki 'gastric band'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:47, 1 reply)
I did
It had a picture of a bald Scottish twat in a shit sweatshirt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:49, closed)
That was fucking stupid, even by your cetacean standards.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:50, closed)
I know
What were you thinking when you bought it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:52, closed)
when I bought your cretinous messageboard post?
Come on swipe, you can do better.

Then again, going by your carcrash love life you prolly can't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:57, closed)
I know you struggle with basic concepts
So I shall spell it out for you you. What were you thinking when you bought a turd coloured sweatshirt with "shit" written unnecessarily across it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:00, closed)
it was a cool label.
Also, you're a drivel-brained pillock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:02, closed)
this is by far the hottest flirting I've read for weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:05, closed)
hey, I have a strict 'no fat chix' rule.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:07, closed)
no doubt 'rachelswipe' will do a 'hilarious' strikethrough to indicate that it is in fact a strict 'no chix' rule

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:08, closed)

It would be as unnecessary as the shit on your sweatshirt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:10, closed)
...and on your bedsheets after your pooplay session with PsychoChomp.
Combining scat with a disability fetish is pretty kinky though, I'll give you that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:13, closed)
Urgh, don't give me anything

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:24, closed)
PsychoChimp massaged his runny mudcakes into your flabby dugs while he sang 'wonderwall' to you, puffing on his inhaler betwwen verses, piggy little rape raisin eyes leering at you through the misted up spectacles of the Milton Keynes Masked Rapist.
And then it just got sexier.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:28, closed)
Oh man, BEST B3TA FANFIC. EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 15 Jul 2014, 3:23, closed)
Apart from The Toddit of course.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 15 Jul 2014, 3:24, closed)
The worst thing is
He is so jealous, he had 15 deathwanks whilst writing that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 7:45, closed)

Deathwank???
(Vambac11, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:32, closed)
Deathwank.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:42, closed)
deathwank by bees

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:19, closed)

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