Anything For Money
How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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It pains me to say but for many years I was an intergalactic soldier of fortune. My main brief was
to find and destroy Time Lords. I did a pretty good job of it and now there are only a few left but their time (pun intended) will come. I pay large amounts of money for information leading to the capture and destruction of these twats.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:03,
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I heard the easiest way to make the dreary scifi mentals die is to ignore their witless prattling.
But hey ... if you want to encourage the poor fuck ...
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 8:48,
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Tell me more. I'm listening.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:08,
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shan't
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:26,
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meanie
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:45,
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I should be banned for meanness
/ac
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:41,
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If you were banned I think I actually may be almost, almost, disheartened. Good job
we all know that you are the moderators moderator and that a stepping will never happen.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:58,
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This is too short and not nearly turgid enough.
If only someone could pick up on the basic idea, maybe, and spin it out into an epic dreary wankathon that would make my scroll wheel want to commit seppuku.
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.Yeti., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:02,
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tl;dr
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:13,
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the important bit is that he's in pain
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:37,
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Wow Shambles, is it your time of the month?
I've just bumbled across a few of the replies this week and they are veritably heaving with angry, arrogant, argumentative outbursts from yourself.
Even for you, it's a bit much.
You ok hun? x
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Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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dunno who you are. soz
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:46,
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No need to apologise, I don't really know who you are.
I was just concerned for you, that's all. Feel free to carry on.
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Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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It's to make up for a couple of weeks ago
where he called everyone wallies, to show us he's managed to exorcise himself of the spirit of Frank Spencer.
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.Yeti., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:23,
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you wally
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:34,
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Give quinchy his account back Skagra.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:05,
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Ooh sweetie
Let's Fuck! Whilst Beefy watches and wanks!
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 20:26,
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I know for a fact that he wanks with his eyes closed! In his sad, lonely bedsit, eyes closed remembering
his youth and lithe masculine figure and wondering, "WHAT HAVE I DONE", then he remembers that he doesn't even like Talking Heads.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:29,
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Btw - now you are a slitarse time lady I ain't interested in sexy fucks.
next time you regenerate to a younger gay guy with daddy issues, CALL ME*.
*possibly a trap, what with my previous.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:38,
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