oh petal
you really are bad at this, aren't you?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:34, 1 reply)

what, gardening?
no, that'd be you... maybe you could get another doctorate in lawn management?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:35, closed)

what are you prattling on about, typist?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:39, closed)

*recites list of qualifications and salary in desperate bid to look impressive ON THE INTERNET*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:43, closed)

are you having a breakdown?
I'm brighter than you. That's not the end of the world, pet. Most people are cleverer than you and I'm cleverer than most people. Which bit of this has come as a surprise? And why are we talking about lawn maintenance?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:50, closed)

there is absolutely no way that you are brighter than i am
you come across as a bit of an autist, but not a remotely bright one. sorry to burst your dim little bubble, doodle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:20, closed)

hahahahahahahaohhhhhfuck
you're thick
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:39, closed)

now you made it sound all cyberish :(
and that's Nasty

better pay another poly for a doctorate. the last one isn't standing you in such good stead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:44, closed)

that was a bit nasty
For a split second I thought your previous post was serious.

My sincere apologies. There is no dignity in mocking one's inferiors.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:21, closed)

only one person here has been reduced to squawking about their "achievements"
you've got a good imagination. i'll give you that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:38, closed)

herp derp
"You think you're tall."
"I'm a 6'10 professional basketball player."
"Oh my god I can't believe you're bragging about your height on the internet."

"He thinks he's posh."
"I went to Eton and I'm a baronet."
"Oh my god I can't believe he's bragging about his poshness on the internet."

Come on, love. You're not this thick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 13:58, closed)

there is not one single thing in what you type
that makes you look anything much above "mildly retarded". you can make up as many degrees as you like, it won't change it. try typing something smart, that might.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:03, closed)