Irish and nuked
So when chernobyl went boom we couldn't eat sheep on the hills because it would make us grow a third arm.

Then Sellafield started leaking, so the irish sea now glows in the dark. But its ok if anything more major than a pipe pumping nuclear waste into the sea or drums being dumped, again into the sea (anyone want some fish btw?) we have plans...

Plan A) Iodine tablets were sent to every single home in the country....

Alas slight issue with that was not every house got them, and ones that did didn't always have enough tablets for everyone in the house. Oh yeah and they only lasted a year or so. So you'd think the Government would send out more right? Nope. We got nothing.

Plan B) we'll send them a postcard asking them to shut down... and cut down thousands of trees in the process.

In all fairness if the apocolypse is anything nuclear related we'll either be the first to go or the last ones standing.
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:11, 2 replies)

huh?

( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:07, closed)

Does that mean to say if I buy a lottery ticket I'll either win something or I won't win something?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:40, closed)