A few years ago I suffered some horrific injuries as a result of a fishing accident.
A fishing hook got caught in my mouth and ripped it to bits. Fortunately, thanks to a revolutionary new surgery technique, the doctors were able to perform a transplant using a domesticated species of South American camelid resembling a small llama in appearance.

I've got alpaca lips, now.


whaddya mean, "fuck off?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:05, 6 replies)

*SPANG*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:09, closed)

*groans*

(Burt Chimpcaster, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 0:10, closed)

Budum
Tssssh
(saint_edward, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:03, closed)

*shakes head*

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 10:26, closed)

This made me laugh more than it ought to have done.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:33, closed)

Apeloverage doesn't have the monopoly on shit puns.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:01, closed)