i've not faced the apocalypse in any form yet
but when it arrives i hope i've had some part in it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:47, 8 replies)

This is the kind of ambition I can get behind.
Can I be the down syndrome chainsaw warrior in your post-apocalypse circus of death?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:58, closed)

yes. yes you can.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:26, closed)

Are you sure you're not confusing apocalypse with holocaust?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:31, closed)

not sure, really
i'd be just as happy going "oops! was that my fault?" as my hand lifts off the red button and the mushroom clouds start to form as i would be going "BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! I WARNED YOU! I WARNED YOU ALL! NOW IT'S ALL MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIINNNNEE!!!!!" whilst sitting on my leather swivel chair in my secret volcano lair.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:29, closed)

"Just walk away, leave the gasoline and the whole refinery and I spare your lives. You have my word"
I could get into this...
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:39, closed)

Humungous...
...is it really you?
( Ken Oath, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:39, closed)

Early victim?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:30, closed)

i suppose i could fit you in after lunch

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:55, closed)